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Joke of the Day
"I've been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says...."
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"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."
"Rhonda Rousey is starring in a remake of Roadhouse. Now I won't feel weird jerking off to that movie."
"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"
"Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp"
"To do: 1. Read one book. 2. Ask someone if they've read that book. 3. Act incredulous when they say no."
"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth? a GladHeAteHer"
"I love Halloween because I can buy 9 bags of Snickers and everyone thinks I'm going to pass them out to kids."
"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"
"If you sit beside me, you're part of my drumkit."