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Joke of the Day

"To do: 1. Read one book. 2. Ask someone if they've read that book. 3. Act incredulous when they say no."

"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"

"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."

"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."

"What do landfills and hookers have in common? Uncovered loads cost double"

"The British Pound? You mean the British Ounce."

"Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic. It runs in your genes."

"How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?!"

"Guess who I ran into today, Billy. ""Who, dad?"" Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car."

"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."