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Joke of the Day

"Rhonda Rousey is starring in a remake of Roadhouse. Now I won't feel weird jerking off to that movie."

"What did the desert say to the rainforest when it kicked a ball over the fence. Looks like you're gonna have to climate."

"Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. Then the grenade blew up."

"I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com"

"""What are all those wires?"" ""My wireless internet."" (New Yorker cartoon ideas)"

"The old waterlogged corpse gag How do you make a waterlogged corpse's dick float? Seltzer water, a scoop of strawberry ice cream, and a waterlogged corpse's dick."

"[job interview] ""Tell me a strength."" I'm a decision maker. ""Excellent. How about a weakness?"" I'm a bad decision maker."

"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""

"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."

"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"