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Joke of the Day

"I love Halloween because I can buy 9 bags of Snickers and everyone thinks I'm going to pass them out to kids."

"a Black man and a Mexican man falls off a cliff, which one lands first? Who cares."

"I'm a wreck if I don't get my full 18 hours of sleep"

"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"

"Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject... Someone called out ""The Queen!"" ""Ah"", replied Wilde, ""but the Queen is not a subject."""

"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."

"Q: Why was the lobster arrested? A: Because he was always pinching things."

"What's better than watching a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"A paper cut is a tree's last revenge."