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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"
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"After many years of research, I have finally determined that THE most annoying thing ever is... Clickbait! (Sorry)"
"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees"
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"
"What do you call an underage gang bang? Bohymen Rapecity"
"Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt...."
"""Who am I?"" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman."
"My friends ask me if I got A haircut I say ""no, I got them ALL cut!"""
"A blonde fox gets caught in a fox trap... After a minute the fox realizes the only way out is to chew off it's leg. Three legs later... it's still in the fox trap."