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Joke of the Day

"Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp"

"I recommend all Apple users turn off the iCloud function on their devices... not only are you at risk of your nude photos leaking, but now you're at risk of getting the new U2 album too."

"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."

"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"

"Hey Kevin, why do you like fungi on your pizza? Cause I'm a vegetarian."

"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get a loooong little doggie."

"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""

"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"