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Joke of the Day

"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."

"You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao? Pacquiao isn't his wife."

"The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."

"Why did the clothing store close? The employees where slacking off."

"so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him."

"BREAKING: An egg. I'm making scrambled eggs."

"BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit"

"Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said 'I haven't the seen the first 2'"

"What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook."

"If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!"