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Joke of the Day

"BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit"

"Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge? He couldn't keep his hands off his privates"

"Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move My girlfriend is not one of them."

"What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !"

"When dared to pull someone's finger, make sure you're not in a restroom & that it's indeed a finger you've been asked to pull."

"The Muffin Joke Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said ""Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"" The other turned and shouted ""Oh my god a talking muffin!"""

"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"[Racist] What does a black women do after having a water birth? Flush the toilet."