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Joke of the Day
"You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao? Pacquiao isn't his wife."
Next Joke
"I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear."
"My girlfriend always likes to pretend to be 14 when we have sex... I don't know why, she'll be 14 in a couple years anyway."
"What's the difference between a normal baby and a matter baby?"
"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."
"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""
"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"
"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"
"Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words."
"Kanye walks into a museum in Finland. ""Imma let you Finnish,"" he snickers. The entire tour laughs. They're all Kanye, too. And so are you."