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Joke of the Day

"The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."

"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"

"Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!"

"What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire? ARMold SchwarzenLEGger"

"A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, ""Why do you only buy water from that dancer?"" ""Because,"" the father said with a grin, ""I enjoy *tap* water!"""

"Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops"

"After nine years of being together, I finally got down on one knee. And begged her to take it up the arse."

"What did the ocean ask the scooba diver? Water you doing here?"

"What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got Fat"

"Did you hear about the Muslim Party? It was a blast"