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Joke of the Day

"Why did the clothing store close? The employees where slacking off."

"I say ""what"" a lot, not because I'm hard of hearing, but because I can't believe how stupid some people are"

"Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen."

"Rhonda Rousey is starring in a remake of Roadhouse. Now I won't feel weird jerking off to that movie."

"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"

"What did the mother say to the son after he peed on the toilet seat? urine trouble."

"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."

"Why shouldn't you let your kids run more than a mile? Because at the second mile they get raped."

"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"