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Joke of the Day

"There is no law that says you can't smoke celery inside public places. What are they gonna do? Ask you to extinguish your celery? Doubtful."

"What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat"

"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""

"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"

"I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number."

"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."

"So I went to a production about puns today... ...it was basically just a play, on words."

"Why dont orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is! XD"

"I've been putting vodka in my fruit smoothies. Also no fruit."

"Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one."