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Joke of the Day
"Why dont orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is! XD"
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"Two sperm are racing each other to get to the egg first After awhile one sperm says, ""Shouldn't we be there by now?"" The other sperm says, ""I don't think so, we just passed the esophagus."""
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."
"We were so satisfied with the year 2015 so we decided to hold out on 2016 and instead call it 2015*s+*"
"What did the leper say after he was finished with the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"How do generals show their gratitude to their troops? They give tanks."
"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain (plane) bagel!"
"Jay Z: Can I get a what what? Teacher: Jay Z, can you or may you? Jay Z: SORRY MAY I GET A WHAT WHAT Teacher: Yes, you may get a what what."