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Joke of the Day

"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"

"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""

"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."

"Religion is like a nude pic If it ends up on the internet you're entering a world of criticism "

"Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom."

"A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both"

"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."

"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"

"Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi! I'm made from potatoes!"

"Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out ""Is anyone there?"" I've seen the movies...those people always die!"