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Joke of the Day
"What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat"
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"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"
"Daughter has amputated three dolls in the span of twelve hours. Really hoping our dog is smart enough to stay away from her."
"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"
"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"
"How do you call a play on numbers? A pin."
"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."
"Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves."
"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."
"My grandpa said that my generation relies too much on technology So I said ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" And I unplugged his life support."