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Joke of the Day
"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""
Next Joke
"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"
"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut"
"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"
"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."
"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."
"My penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records... ...I wonder how long I can keep it here until I got kicked out of the library."
"Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!? Da Brie went everywhere!!"
"Two cowboys walk into a bar... And the bar done et the slower one."