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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one."

"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity? GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!"

"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."

"Did you know... If you put your ear up to a woman's vagina, you can actually hear her scream, ""what the fuck are you doing?"""

"I met an award winning farmer yesterday He was out standing in his field."

"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."

"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"

"Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause? because he only came once a year"