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Joke of the Day

"I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number."

"Yes, Banner Ads, we want to check our Credit Scores. Almost as much as we want to pick people up at the airport and see our parents fucking."

"What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers? One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail."

"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."

"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."

"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."

"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"

"What is the most painful Russian dance? Tchaikovsky's *The Nutcracker*."

"You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed."

"I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!"