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Joke of the Day

"I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number."

"Sometimes it seems like Anthony Weiner doesn't even have a sense of Huma."

"Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos."

"What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)"

"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're efficient, and don't have much of a sense of humour."

"How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"how do you wake lady gaga up? poke her face"

"A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!"

"How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell..."