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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad"
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"What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador"
"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"
"They found the charred body rolled into an old carpet, locked inside the trunk of a burned out car. The police suspect foul play."
"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"
"BABY: WAAAAAAA- ME: Shhhh, it's okay. BABY: -AAAAAAAA- ME: shhhh.... BABY: -AAAAAALUIGI! ME: wtf BABY: (whispering) No one will believe you."
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."
"My Girlfriend told me she didn't want anything for Birthday I didn't give her anything :O #ThugLife"