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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"

"Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."

"You're fat Don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too"

"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."

"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."

"How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail."

"Which pirate makes the best food? Captain Cook."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."

"What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!"

"My brother and I know EVERYTHING between the two of us. Go ahead, ask something..."