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Joke of the Day

"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""

"""Why do white people like cheese so much?"" Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post."

"My mate just rang me in tears... His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite dish. Poor Bastard.. No woman, no sky..."

"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."

"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""

"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"

"How does the sexiest man in the world tell a joke? Like this."

"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."

"What do you call over the counter Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard? You just track the fresh prints. Sorry if its a repost I just heard it."