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Joke of the Day

"I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like ""make a left in 300 feet"" and ""you've reached your destination."""

"I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done... So he told me, ""if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"""

"Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30 percent off"

"do you sell wasps? a man goes into a pet shop and asks ""how much are your wasps"" the pet shop owner replies ""we don't sell any wasps"" ""what about the one in the window"""

"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."

"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"

"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"