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Joke of the Day

"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."

"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. I hope it's thinking about me too."

"I've finally found some direction in life, so I'm throwing a going a way party."

"Pokemon Go has really improved my life... I used to always get in trouble for playing with my balls outside."

"Birth Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.On arrival the nurse asks ""How dilated is she?""To which paddy relies,""Oh Jaysus we""re both over the fucking moon!!..:)"

"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."

"What was the first porn movie about Rappers called? Lewdicrous"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish"

"Did you know you can order a taco at a Japanese restaurant? I hope you like octopus."

"My favorite thing to say to old people is, ""When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either""."