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Joke of the Day

"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"

"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."

"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"

"Boss: You wrote one of your strengths is invisibility and that seems--what are you doing?! Me (giving him the finger): Wait--you can see me?"

"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."

"It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains."

"Me + + Loud Music = Wildly dancing like no one ever imagined."

"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"

"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."

"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."