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Joke of the Day

"First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper."

"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."

"I've found a diner. Or maybe it's a house. Either way this little old lady is cooking me breakfast."

"strong password Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars."

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"whats black on top and white on the bottom? rape"

"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."

"I hit a can of bug spray with a hammer and my dad walked in the room. He caught me beating Off"

"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."

"No one is perfect. Everyone's Ass has a crack in it."