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Joke of the Day

"I offered a homeless man the rest of my Pumpkin Spiced Latte.. He said ""No thanks. I'm homeless, not a fag."""

"Who's the idiot that called it ""The Wizard of Oz"" and not ""The Flair Witch Project""?"

"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"What do you call a mountain of puns? Mount Cleverest"

"My son fed half of the petting zoo. That was the best way to dispose of the body."

"My RA just came to my room looking for fire hazards . He said everything was fine . I guess he didn't see my mixtape ."

"A saber-tooth tiger arrives at a cave party Where it's friends had been partying with a bunch of cave-people. ""I see I'm too late,"" says the tiger. ""Yup,"" says another. ""Everyone's eaten"""

"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"

"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."

"When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn't come back."