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Joke of the Day

"If there is anything in this world to be happy about... Just be glad that the tastebuds are at the front end."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."

"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"

"Did you hear about the Knock-knock joke champion? He won the no bell prize."

"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"

"Well no wonder we haven't cured cancer yet. Our standard for the ""best medicine"" is laughter."

"Sex in front of a mirror. I really see myself doing it."

"I used to hate the square root of -1 but then I realized I was just imagining things."

"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."

"Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get"