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Joke of the Day
"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that didn't let it's daughter go to prom"
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"Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord."
"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape"
"5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*"
"If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive."
"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."
"in a way, things are looking up for america... Soon it'll no longer be an obama-nation"
"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"
"They say that sex relieves stress. Not true. I had sex last week and the police have been after me ever since."
"I got thrown out of the topless bar today... I felt like a boob..."