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Joke of the Day

"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"

"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"

"A man walks into... A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas. The man replies ""sorry, we don't have Ne"""

"Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say."

"When someone says ""Happy New Years"" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?"

"The most awkward part of meeting new people is when my kids say, ""Please help us."""

"What do you call a cow that had an abortion.... Decalfeinated. Thank you, I'll show myself out now."

"George Zimmerman is selling his gun I'm sure he'll make a killing."

"The England cricket team..."

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."