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Joke of the Day

"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"

"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""

"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."

"Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!"

"Finally, I win 1st place in something! A guy recently rated me as a solid 1 in the attractiveness scale. I've never won anything in my life!"

"When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work."

"Why did the creepy hipster get arrested? because he was following people before instagram"

"What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you? Camembert"

"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"