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Joke of the Day
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
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"My life is like a beautiful piece of furniture from IKEA. Once I figure out how to put it all together, I may get to actually enjoy it."
"When I get alzheimer's I'm going to watch The Sixth Sense like every day."
"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"
"What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf"
"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"
"What's Richard Nixon's favorite game? I spy."
"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"
"The worst would you rather... This election."
"MAN: See my tattoo? It says ""Only God can judge me."" GOD: That shirt with those pants?"