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Joke of the Day
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
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"My ass is a better cook than me because... At least what it makes is supposed to taste like shit."
"What does a farmer do at a strip club? Make it grain."
"Why do girls like vampires so much ? They still eat no matter what time of the month."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"
"I'm having an existential crisis because I dialed a wrong number and the man who answered asked me, ""Who is you?!"""
"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"
"I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it."
"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."