67502
Joke of the Day
"Why are gays never late for hotel check out? Because they get their shit packed the night before"
Next Joke
"fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!"
"Margins: they're so edgy."
"The lifeguard caught me peeing in the pool, today. He shouted so loud I nearly fell in."
"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"
"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"
"Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness. it's a double aunt tundra"
"Mama said there'd be days like this, and also ""knock you out"" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk."
"My sister bet me a $100 i couldn't build a car out of Spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta!!!!"
"What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have sex with them? A kangaroupie."