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Joke of the Day
"Life without love is pointless.... Love without life is necrophilia"
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"My superpower is to cross the road safely and get hit by a parked car."
"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog"
"I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it."
"This morning I jogged for 30 swear words."
"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""
" I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one."
"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."
"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."
"Feminists are like proximity mines. Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion."