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Joke of the Day

"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"

"Earth is indeed bipolar, but it's not a disorder."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar bartender says...""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Jeff?"". budum pshhhh."

"My First reddit Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he was looking for a tight seal!"

"i'm so sorry sir, but we here at chase bank don't accept gun-for-money exchanges. and we need an amount, not just ""all the money you got"""

"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"

"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""

"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"

"People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat."

"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"