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Joke of the Day

"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"

"Why does nobody like Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."

"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"

"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."

"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."

"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."

"Eat shit dude! No seriously, it's good for your eyes. You've never seen a dog with glasses have you?"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile That's a big word for a 12 year old"

"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"