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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walks into a bar bartender says...""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Jeff?"". budum pshhhh."

"How come there are no Jared Fogle jokes on reddit? No I mean it im just asking,"

"I feel like the length of my twitter name is juuuuuust wedging me out of many MANY #FF tweets #delusional"

"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"

"A blonde went to buy 2 bananas The seller told her that he didn't have change and asked if she wanted one more, the blonde responded ""Okay, i will eat one""."

"[God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok."

"Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool."

"Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man ""Where is children?"" Latvian man respond ""Children is dead from childbirth."" Bus leave."

"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"

"So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol ""Rings?"" Not visible enough ""Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads"" -India"