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Joke of the Day

"People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat."

"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."

"What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes"

"A lawyer walks into a bar. A lawyer leaves the bar. A lawyer walks into the bar. A lawyer fails the bar because he was drunk."

"I'm more excited to see my suitcase come down the baggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people."

"The word Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous... But backwards it's even more stupid."

"I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well."

"I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet."

"I was walking down the street one day.. and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'."

"What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian."