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Joke of the Day

"Thank God Wolverine isn't italian..."

"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."

"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."

"Original (Dad's) pun: Sticks float. They would."

"The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss."

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."

"A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says ""See, this is the pig I've been screwing"". ""What do you mean? That's not a pig."" his wife replies. ""I wasn't talking to you""."

"Chuck Norris... ..was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands"

"Kid: WAAAHH! MY TOY IS BROKEN!! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape won't fix... Kid: mfflr..frrrr..strnnn"

"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"