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Joke of the Day
"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"
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"Bruce Willis: I hate when people talk during movies, I never do it Director: Yes but we're filming the movie now, do you see the difference"
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."
"yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad"
"@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze... it's like a little party on your face."
"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"
"How did Jamie find Cersei in the long grass? Satisfying."
"Watching Animal Hoarders. It's like Snow White only the animals aren't really helping with the cleaning."
"My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten. I call it Shock and Awwww!'"