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Joke of the Day

"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."

"The east coast is experiencing a ""Snowpocalypse"" or as Canada calls it ""Monday"""

"It turns out there actually was a strand of Marijuana that killed millions of people in the seventies It was called Pol Pot."

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it."

"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"

"Did you hear about that guy who said 'that's' like 'dat's'? Instead of saying that's mine, he said dat's mine."

"mom. Mom i'm going to get married. whom then. Jane form the next door. oho god.. you sure? where you going to live? Mom. Jane is Emo she doesnt want to live."

"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."

"Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads. ...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?"

"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."