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Joke of the Day

"The east coast is experiencing a ""Snowpocalypse"" or as Canada calls it ""Monday"""

"A girl asked me whether I preferred breasts or thighs I replied , "" I prefer bubble butts and double D's"" Then I got kicked out of KFC."

"Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh crumbs."

"Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow."

"If you aren't sure if you like someone, here's a test: imagine they're dead. Now, was it an accident or did you murder them?"

"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."

"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."

"What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year."

"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"

"Did you hear about the guy that had mountains for legs? He also had a Pyrenees!"