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Joke of the Day

"Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads. ...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?"

"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."

"probably the best joke rn your face..."

"Ah, I love self-deprecating humor. That's one more thing that won't love me back."

"Why is saying "" I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... ...unless your at a funeral."

"Why do first year film students like analyzing porn? It's easy to identify the climax."

"A mechanical engineer asks to his crush... Do have a manhole I could enter?"

"Fastest Bolt at the Olympics? Was it Usain Bolt or Ryan Lochte's ride to the airport?"

"A man goes into the doctor, and says ""I broke my arm in three places."" And the doctor says, ""Well then don't go to those places anymore."""

"I've had a really bad day. First, my wife got ran over by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver."