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Joke of the Day

"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"

"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."

"What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish"

"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"

"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."

"Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour."

"It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar."

"I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*"

"Im so proud of one of my friends that happens to be a gay midget. He just came out of the cabinet."

"Your mom is like the Liberty Bell ............ Everyone gets to feel her crack !"