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Joke of the Day
"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"
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"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"
"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""
"What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's? Sheik Shake"
"A woman goes to the doctor with a nail in her ear 'What's the matter?' asks the doctor. 'I'm listening to metal.' she answers."
"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"
"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."
"What do you call homeless BDSM? Vagabondage."
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
"[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*"