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Joke of the Day

"It turns out there actually was a strand of Marijuana that killed millions of people in the seventies It was called Pol Pot."

"The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is so weird. It's like, ""We know you read us for sports but how about this week you just beat off?"""

"I recently got sick at the airport, my doctor says it's a terminal illness."

"I would love to know what it's like to be handsome for one day... ... because everyday is just too much."

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."

"Did you hear about the Lawyer defending the public masturbater?.... He got him off."

"This vodka tastes strange, kinda like I'm not going to work tomorrow."

"Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border."

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."

"This sub is the greenest on all of reddit It runs a 100% on recycled jokes."