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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."
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"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"What do Jewish women get when they go to the gynecologist? A pap schmear."
"Guess who I ran into today, Billy. ""Who, dad?"" Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car."
"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"
"I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms."
"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention."
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."
"What do you call a fish that stands out? Out of plaice."