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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it."

"Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive more than 60mph The results were catastrophic"

"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."

"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"

"Why does Naruto vomit after every meal? He's **BULIMIC!**"

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 4 pints"

"Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."

"My fiance asked me what I thought about having kids. I told her that I love children, I just can't bear them!"