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Joke of the Day
"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."
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"An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Mac?"""
"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."
"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The cheerleader in my trunk."
"Epilepsy is a real problem, you shouldn't make light of it. Or rather, you shouldn't make light then dark then light at a rapid pace of it."
"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."
"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."
"Jared Fogle's career ending the same way it started.... Trying to get into smaller pants"
"What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches? A high medium low"
"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."