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Joke of the Day

"I deliver packages, I came up to a house and a man was sticking his penis through the mail slot. He was giving me a tip."

"Yo mama's so fat she fell out of bed and caused the Great Depression. I'm so sorry for posting a Yo Mama."

"Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too"

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl's best friend."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked."

"You know how I found out I have a fruit fetish? I had an Orange Crush."

"You know it's not believable when six people rob a bank in a movie if you've ever tried to organize a dinner for six people."

"How do you know if you're a bogan? You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids."

"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"

"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."