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Joke of the Day

"It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :("

"Why can't you have sex with a nun? Jesus already saved her for later."

"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."

"Why do babies cry when they're born? Because it's the most painful day in their lives"

"I have a relative who died in a concentration camp.... He fell off the guard tower."

"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"

"What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef"

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"

"Ancient wisdom: There is no tri... only a do-ceratops. Just dug this joke up."

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."