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Joke of the Day

"My wife wasn't amused... Her: Be careful traffic is crazy. Me: If I can handle you, traffic should be a cinch!"

"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."

"What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves? Russell."

"Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs."

"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""

"People who say ""seriously, another one?"" after your 3rd slice of pizza are not people you need in your life."

"I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse."

"As an African-American, Iam shocked at how many black holidays we have here. We have Black Friday, Black history month, whenever a Tyler Perry movie comes out, etc"

"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."

"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""