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Joke of the Day
"Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks? Because it's black. Sorry."
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"http://i.imgur.com/p7HBLoo.jpg Oklahoma rest stops be so nasty."
"My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights."
"Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack"
"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."
"What's a cows favorite type of tv show A cows favorite type of tv show is animoo... I'm bad at jokes"
"The news from Australia yesterday was terrifying That poor Muslim guy, I'd hate to be trapped in a room full of Australians too."
"Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap."
"Two midgets got married They found their other half"
"I have eight words to say to you...."