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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."

"There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging."

"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."

"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"

"Seems to me the guy who named sneakers was up to no good."

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. So, I got drunk."

"It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :("

"Members of Congress are like farts. We hate all of them except our own."

"I don't call it stalking I call it checking up"

"Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches."